Masturbating to Naked Lunch

After dark I masturbate to Naked Lunch and drink Ten High whiskey while the cat looks at me with an accusing glare.  He knows I ate his brother. What did Cronenberg learn making The Fly? Did he carry those insect politics on to his other films?  The bastard is going to re-make The Fly. Who does he think he is, Howard Hawks? You can’t just run around redoing what you’ve already done. Then again, maybe he can.

The foxes are coming closer each day. They have hungry eyes.

Will anyone pay me to ridicule them? Seriously, I need a new job and I think I’d be really good at it. Like if you pay me I will say snide things about you (custom tailored, of course) and insist on calling you “Kyle” or “Dan” no matter what your name really is. If you are interested, give me a buzz.

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