I tried to join the Weather Underground, but it turns out that they don’t exist anymore. Then I checked in with the Black panthers. They saw my white face and laughed at me. I must suck.

On a happy note: I have the distinction of being the first person to be rejected by The Brandi Wells Review, the Ezine with 100% acceptance. Brandi wont publish my story “I Don’t Want to Fuck Brandi Wells”, which was written in response to P.H. Madore’s “I Want to Fuck Brandi Wells”.

I feel so proud.



  1. wow. that is quite an accomplishment. I think you need to email me the rejected piece so i can admire you.


  2. Badge of honor


  3. I’d love to read that!


  4. It’s nothing special, really.


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